Archive for June, 2009

Funny Lyrics

Posted: June 30, 2009 in Uncategorized
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Some song lyrics that really crack me up. Don’t get me wrong. I love them artists, but the lyrics man! Go go, read on! 🙂

You Oughta Know (Alanis Morisette)

An older version of me,
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theatre?

*now that’s kinky.  🙂

Smooth Criminal (Alien Ant Farm)

Annie are you okay,
Are you okay,
Are you okay Annie

*she’s not OK! She’s just been hit and struck by a smooth criminal dumbo!

Hey Jude (The Beatles)

Remember, to let her under your skin.

*ouch! That would effin hurt!

When You Say Nothing at All (Ronan Keating)

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes saying you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me whenever I fall
You say it best.. When you say nothing at all

*you can just say “Please shut up” you know?

Yellow (Coldplay)

I swam across,
I jumped across for you,
Oh what a thing to do.
’Coz you were all yellow.

*sheesh! There must be something wrong with that girl. I mean, yellow???

Don’t Turn Out the Lights (Enrique Iglesias)

Don’t turn out the lights
I need to see if what I’m doing is right

*lol. You don’t have that much experience eh Enrique?

So Yesterday (Hilary Duff)

If you’re moving on, I’m already gone
If the light is off then it isn’t on

*thanks dear Hilary for clearing up that when that light is off, it certainly is not on. I didn’t know that until you said it.

I’m Every Woman (Whitney Houston)

Anything you want done baby

I’ll do it naturally

‘Coz I’m every woman

*people it’s confirmed: Whitney Houston has multiple personality disorder

Escape (Enrique Iglesias)

You can run, you can hide,
but you can’t escape my love

*stalk me much Enrique? Leave us alone!

It’s All For You (Janet Jackson)

Got a nice package alright
Guess I’m gonna have to ride it tonight

*well I gotta hand it down to J. she’s one hornball aint she?

Top of the World (Carpenters)

I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation

*I wish she don’t get airsick or something.


Harder to Breathe (Maroon 5)

Is there anyone out there cause it’s getting harder and harder to breathe

*Maroon 5 has asthma!!! Someone lend them an inhaler! Or bring them to the ER! Whatever.


That Don’t Impress Me Much (Shania Twain)

Okay, so you’re a rocket scientist

Okay, so you’re Brad Pitt

Okay, so you’ve got a car

Okay, so what do you think you’re Elvis or something…

You’re Tarzan!
Captain Kirk maybe.
John Wayne.
Whatever!
That don’t impress me much!
*high standard alert! What would impress Shania?


Underneath Your Clothes (Shakira)

Underneath your clothes there’s an endless story

*ohhh there’s a story underneath his clothes? I thought it would just be his ding!

Fed up

Posted: June 22, 2009 in Uncategorized
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June 22, 2009

I finally decided to put a halt to all this crap. From this day forward, I will stop loving you. I deleted all your messages to me on my phone and in my email. I even deleted your number from my contact list. I haven’t memorized your new number anyway. I will stop checking your online accounts. I will stop thinking about my future with you involved in it. It is finally time for me to do this.

And sorry, we can’t be friends. Call me bitter, call me whatever you want to call me, but I can’t take all the pain anymore. I have been suffering for over 2 years now. I’ve had enough. It still hurts. But I know this will soon end. These will be the last tears I’ll shed for you. I don’t even want to think of all the weird things I have endured for the sake of our pseudo relationship. It’s a shame I have to say goodbye to your sister too. I like her a lot. But this has got to stop. This is an “all or nothing” instance. And I choose to have nothing at all. I know this will be hard, but I also know I will do it. And I’ll get out of this reformed, stronger, and ready to take the world.

It hurts a lot, but I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

Good riddance.

Talk to me

Posted: June 10, 2009 in Uncategorized

Since I discovered the wonders of the internet, I have made
too many attempts of maintaining an online journal of some
sorts. And I never succeeded. Of course, I get to write the
obligatory first entry to announce to the interwebs that I
have infiltrated their world. But then the fire burns down.
Without even leaving ashes behind. I suddenly find myself
losing the motivation to write, running out of ideas, or
simply too lazy to get my fingers tapping and the creative
juices flowing.

This, again, is another attempt to really doing it. I am
looking forward to the end of the year when I can proudly
say "I did it". If it's any consolation for me, I have been
going through a lot lately. I am now harboring a lot of
angst towards a lot of things going on with my life, so
motivation will keep pouring in. Also, I still don't know
how it came to this, but I actually think that I don't have
a friend to REALLY TALK with these days. Yes I get the
occasional hi's and hello's, how are you's and take care's
but it simply ends there. I don't have anyone to talk to.

To make it official, let this little webspace be an absorber
of all the things too hard to discuss with other people who
only hear but do not listen.